Chirky

A conversation Roger and I had today, while standing on the property of a home our realtor had just shown us:

"It's YOUR job to look before you leap, and it's MY job to be impulsive!"

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"Citrus is good to put down the drain. It's like giving mouthwash to the garbage disposal."

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A young couple were discussing the money they had just lost by playing the state lottery:

"Well, I guess that's $10 donated to the Texas Education Fund."

"Does that mean it's tax-deductible?"

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"I don't know if this is going to give me the squirts...but I just drank some V8 that I found in the back of the fridge with an expiration date of October 2004."

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"Bashura is Asian for "trash"."

Two thoughts:
1. Basura is Spanish for "trash."
2. Asian is not a language.

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"Want some fresh air?"

(Asked by one man to another, when trying to find someone to go with him on his smoke break.)

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“I just…I couldn’t grasp the hugeness of its enormity.”

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"If we ever had a lesbian wedding, instead of having cake we could have queso."

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"Why are people in Wal-Mart always fat and wearing sweats?"

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Roger and I looked at each other like, "Did she really just say that on the radio?" And then I thought, "I wonder how many guys are going to be calling the radio now, trying to get her number?" And now I'm wondering, "Was she successful?"

I began thinking about the human heart, and thought I would open my comments section as a soundboard today. What do you think?

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Overheard from a little boy, perhaps three years old, who ran into the living room and exclaimed to his grandma, "Granny! There is a scrotum in the room!"

He had just been learning about his body parts.

I was twenty-seven before I knew what a scrotum was.

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