Divine Signage?
February 14, 2007
At work, we have a large crate in the hallway. I do not know why.
It is on wheels. I do not know why.
Furthermore, it is bright orange. Hunter's orange. I do not know why.
And though I've seen it every day this week, this morning I saw the phrase "RENT-A-CRATE" stenciled on the side. And read it as "PROCREATE."
Something is amiss.
Please send help.
Comments
DUDE. This has nothing to do with anything, but I must tell you this: You have a fan in Vegas. I'm presently sitting here in the hotel lobby, waiting for J and pondering how we shall ever get home, what with all the lovely weather in NY. Some random girl just walked by, stared at my laptop screen for a moment and says, "Oh! Is that Chirky's blog?! I love her!" And walked off. I suppose you have a distinctive-looking site, but still. It was utterly insane coincidence. She was in her mid-twenties, and has brown hair, if that narrows anything down. Oh, and she was wearing jeans.
I thought you'd like to know. ;)
Posted by: metalia | February 14, 2007 04:05 PM
At this point, whether God is talking to you or if you just have procreation on your mind, sounds like you are thinking about procreating or practicing procreating....
Maybe you are trying to tell you something???
Posted by: Willow | February 14, 2007 04:09 PM
What's in the crate?
And plus? Today is Valentine's Day. Perhaps you have procreation on the mind.
Posted by: Jayleigh | February 14, 2007 04:18 PM
Metalia:
I totally paid her to do that.
Willow:
Whether I have procreating on my mind or the practice of procreating on my mind...I will never tell!
(Okay, I will, but it will cost you.)
Posted by: jes | February 14, 2007 04:19 PM
Metalia:
Also, looooovvvveeee the Venetian. But Paris is still my fave.
Posted by: jes | February 14, 2007 04:20 PM
Jayleigh:
Nothing. Absolutely nothing is in the crate. Which is why I don't understand why it is there.
Posted by: jes | February 14, 2007 04:21 PM
Performance art?
Posted by: chickadee | February 14, 2007 05:13 PM
How much would one have to pay to rent the crate? I might be interested...
Posted by: Karly | February 14, 2007 06:58 PM
Awesome. And now that you have drawn the crate, I can totally picture it in my mind.
I got one of those crap faxes in at work and it said "Great Ad Space!!!" Excapt I read it as "Gonad Space!" And then I almost had a coronary laughing at my own mistake.
Posted by: Julianna | February 15, 2007 12:38 AM
What's been on your mind lately?
~Jef
Posted by: Edge | February 15, 2007 08:18 AM
Very odd, Jes. Very odd indeed. But, you know, only YOU can know the meaning of those internal messages you're sending to yourself. :)
Posted by: Zandria | February 15, 2007 08:47 AM
Ohhhh a baby Joger or Rossica or Jessiger
Hmmm this is harder than it looks
Ha, maybe if you crawl inside the crate and think you will come to some sort of epiphany
Posted by: Katie | February 15, 2007 09:41 AM
Please do procreate. After your "Conversations" entries, I can't WAIT to see what kind of things will be talked about once a baby is in the picture. Ha!
Posted by: my life is brilliant | February 15, 2007 12:30 PM
Oh!Oh!Oh! You should definitely procreate! Then move to Denton, and quit your job, and spend time with me!!!!! And you'll have to get a dog because my aunt says I'm going to need one if I'm having a boy, and I hate dogs, but you can get one and he can play with your dog. And then if you have a boy then our boys can be in scouts together and Scuba and Roger can be scout leaders and take them camping and it will be so much fun!
Posted by: Erica | February 15, 2007 10:11 PM
Exactly what help do you want me to send???? ;)
Posted by: Courtney | February 25, 2007 10:42 PM