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February 05, 2007

"I think those pants are a little tight on your stomach - you should have gotten the bigger size."

"I think they fit just fine."

"You have a muffin top."

"Sweetie, if I am a muffin top, what are you?"

::pause::

"I'm a popover!"

Comments

1

To avoid "Muffin Top," I used to wear my pants pulled up over my bellybutton.

Nice.

2

I wish they made panel pants for men.

~Jef

3

I love Roger. A popover, that is hilarious. Jef, what are panel pants?

4

I was going to comment, but then I read Jef's comment and shot cherry limeade juice from my nose.

PANEL PANTS!

5

Hee - "popover" sounds so much cuter than "muffin top"...although both are making me want to go to the bakery.

6

HA HA HA HA!!

I've never heard of that. But I can picture it. Not on y'all, of COURSE.

7

Panel pants are pants that pregnant women wear. There's an elastic panel in the front to accomodate belly growth. Some men refer to them as their "Thanksgiving pants".

~Jef

8

Just remember, muffin top and popover are way better than "souffle explosion". Now I'm hungry.



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