Old Entries: Going Nowhere
December 12, 2006
I started writing this entry three months ago, and then saved it as a draft.
Helllloooooo, out there. Are you people listening to me? Are you reading every word that I write? And memorizing it, for the longevity of your life? Yes? Fine: we'll have a test. What is the eighth word of the fourth sentence in the second paragraph of this entry?
WRONG, suckers. Because at that point, there was neither a second paragraph, nor a fourth sentence, nor an eighth word.
GAH. I feel like such a pompous ass.
I don’t think you are because there is so much talk about Suri and her cuteness and the fact that perhaps that really IS her hair, and that wasn't even the question. The question is: What In The World Is That Spot of Brown Hair? Why Is It There? And Why Must Every Word In Every Sentence I Write Begin With A Capital Letter?
STOP IT.
What? Does anyone know where I was going with that? And what is that lack of segue between "pompous ass" and "I don't think you are"?
Got help? Any would be appreciated.
Comments
Clearly this was in the days before the global ban on drunk blogging.
Wait, there isn 't one of those? Excellent. I'll have another round, and pour one for yourself, in hopes that I might see how that entry ends.
Posted by: mikee | December 12, 2006 02:33 PM
Clearly this was in the days before the global ban on drunk blogging.
Wait, there isn 't one of those? Excellent. I'll have another round, and pour one for yourself, in hopes that I might see how that entry ends.
(also, I fixed the link to my blog. Apparently blogpot and blogspot are different!)
Posted by: mikee | December 12, 2006 02:35 PM
Wow this was one of those free thinking rants.
I'm figuring that you were speaking about how big brother is always watching you and every line that you type on your computer. Ha, can they see me now? Do they know who I am? I know who you are big brother so I'm watching you watching me. How do you feel about that?
Oh and the Suri, hair bit with no segue, I just think that is normal Jes line of conversation, disjointed and ill-connected but always entertaining.
Posted by: Katie | December 12, 2006 02:45 PM
Obviously Britney did something to distract you and you lost your train of thought.
Posted by: Heather | December 13, 2006 12:24 AM
I'm with Mike. Drunk. That's not to say it's wrong - hell, half my posts would never get written if not for a healthy dose of alcohol.
Posted by: Suebob | December 13, 2006 10:40 AM
I think "Are you listening to me?" is where the "I don't think you are..." comes in. Only it's two paragraphs and four question marks later and then it doesn't make any sense.
If it were me, and I was, in fact, drunk while writing that post, it would have taken me an hour because I would have typed it and then had to try and edit it. And when I'm drunk EVERY word is misspelled, as opposed to when I am sober and only every third word is.
Posted by: Mrs. CPA | December 13, 2006 10:58 AM
LOL sounds like a great rant, lolol Love it!!
Posted by: Tammy | December 13, 2006 11:09 AM
Tipsy Suri-esque posts are the best. But yeah, she does sort of have great (fake) hair. ; )
Posted by: kerrianne | December 13, 2006 07:29 PM
Ooh. Reading old, half-finished entries is dangerous. Sounds like you were going somewhere fun with this one, though.
Posted by: Caryn | December 13, 2006 09:38 PM
You make me laugh. I totally don't get where you were going, other than the Suri reference, but it was a lot of fun to read.
Maybe we can play a game where we all send you a line or two and see if we can complete it together. Just a thought.
Posted by: Juliness | December 14, 2006 06:33 AM
Whoa! That was WAY ADD. Sounds like someone has been dipping into the Krispy Kreme's and then blogging.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 14, 2006 09:27 AM
I was gonna mention the lack of segue... tsk tsk.
Posted by: Courtney | December 14, 2006 12:08 PM