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December 08, 2006
"I have to pee."
"..."
[whines] "But I'm so warm in bed. I don't want to get up because then I'll be cold."
"..."
"Will you sit on the toilet to warm it up for me?"
"NO."
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That is so funny. And, I can so relate -- our bedroom is so cold I dread getting out from under the covers!
Posted by: Ang | December 8, 2006 10:30 AM
I feel no sympathy or empathy for you. Good man Roger.
~Jef
Posted by: Edge | December 8, 2006 10:45 AM
HAAAAAAAA!
I can so hear this conversation taking place. I love the firm, "NO." at the end. =)
Posted by: Daily Tragedies | December 8, 2006 11:08 AM
my favorite is the look that was obvioulsy associated with the "..."
Posted by: Katie | December 8, 2006 11:21 AM
Totally awesome.
Posted by: katie | December 8, 2006 12:14 PM
When I wake up in the night, I try to talk myself out of having to go...never works.
Joy! Indeed!
Shirley Buxton
www.writenow.wordpress.com
Posted by: Shirley Buxton | December 8, 2006 02:28 PM
i can relate. if 'depends' were holiday/winter themed, i would consider wearing them. just to bed, of course.
Posted by: kir(sten) | December 8, 2006 05:47 PM
Ha! This reminds me of when I *seriously* asked Chris at the movies if he could go pee for me while he was up. I MAY have been drunk.
Posted by: Lena | December 8, 2006 08:26 PM
Self-heating toilet seats! Now there's something I want for Christmas!
; )
Posted by: kerrianne | December 10, 2006 10:58 PM
Hahahaha!!
(the sad thing is that I've had similar conversations with Trevor)
Posted by: deals | December 11, 2006 12:15 AM
one more reason to be thankful I am a man. I barely even open my eyes to go pee. I am like a zombie who has peed so many times that eyesight isn't necessary AND I don't miss.
Posted by: eddo | December 11, 2006 09:42 AM
Really he won't warm it up for you? How rude!
Posted by: Jayleigh | December 11, 2006 11:57 PM
This is awesome. I had to read this one to K, since I was on the phone with him when I read it.
Posted by: my life is brilliant | December 12, 2006 11:57 PM