I tried to explain "regurgitation" to my (nearly) three-year-old nephew, but he just wasn't getting it.
June 05, 2006

Chase: "Why are they chirping?"
Jes: "Because they're hungry."
Chase: "Can I go into the bushes again and look at them?"
Jes: "No, because their mommy will be feeding them soon, and if we're there, she might be afraid of us."
Chase: "Oh."
Jes: "Chase, when the Mommy Bird feeds the baby birds, she regurgitates the food and spits it into their mouths."
(Pause, realize that Chase doesn't know what the word "regurgitation" means.)
"That means that the Mommy Bird eats, and then chews the food and swallows it, and then she throws it up again and the baby birds eat the Mommy Bird's vomit."
Deb (my sister and Chase's mom): "Jessica. My child did not need to hear that."


Comments
Explain it to us... then we can tell you the points you where you were "unclear." That way, you can explain it to him again.
Posted by: ben | June 5, 2006 01:23 PM
Ben: See added conversation.
Posted by: jes | June 5, 2006 01:40 PM
This is a perfect example of what I'm going to love about being an aunt (my brother just had his first kid): telling my nephew all sorts of stuff his parents find cringe-worthy or otherwise inappropriate. Also, buying him beer when he's underage.
(Oh, I'm KIDDING about the beer.)
Posted by: Lawyerish | June 5, 2006 01:49 PM
Jes, you truly ARE an aunt. :) Remember though, what goes around, comes around! Hmmm...not unlike regurgitation...
Posted by: Jenn | June 5, 2006 03:07 PM
Looks pretty clear to me...
I just think his mom put an end to the conversation a little to soon is all... just tell him another time when mom isn't around... he will get it... maybe demonstration for him. lol.
This last weekend, my brother-in-law was teaching my kids to jump up and down on Grandma Karen and Grandpa Gerry's couch... as he was pounding his chest like a gorilla making weird monkey/gorilla sounds.
Sydney said, "I know you weren't just teaching my kids how to jump up and down on the couch acting like a gorilla WERE YOU?!?!"
I will say that from a dad's perspective... it was freakin' hilarious. And the demonstration was perfect. So really, all you need is a demonstration added and there's no way he won't get it.
Posted by: ben | June 5, 2006 03:11 PM
ahahaha
Posted by: Jayleigh | June 5, 2006 03:51 PM
I am such a loser because I am not a "real lifer" and I am only inside the box... What does "inside the box" mean? Can I be outside the box... that's sounds like I am smarter or something.
Posted by: ben | June 5, 2006 04:15 PM
ha ha!
Those birds reminded me that I have seen 2 baby birds dead recently and 3 full grown birds dead in the Plano area. Now is this normal? I can't help but think of Bird Flu - especially because of the closeness of the incidents and the odd locations of the deaths. Perhaps the birds were murdered though? Do murders happen in the Animal Kingdom? I think this will have to be a blog post for me. Murder in the AK - by Eddie Renz - yep, look for this one coming to a blog site near you.
Posted by: eddo | June 5, 2006 10:35 PM
Just blame it all on the tick you recently found in your head.
Posted by: my life is brilliant | June 5, 2006 11:33 PM
You can totally babysit for me. Any time!
Posted by: girl from florida | June 6, 2006 10:16 AM
only you Jes... only you
Posted by: steve | June 6, 2006 11:49 AM
I think you did a good job explaining it. Little kids usually think this sort of things is fascinating, and what better place than nature to feed a child's wonder and imagination. In China (and lots of other places) moms without glass-jarred "baby food" chew food up for their kids and spit it in their mouths - not unlike the birds. A lot of grown-ups who didn't grow up with mom spitting into their mouth are - ignorantly - like "eeeewwww!"
Posted by: Jimmy | June 6, 2006 07:13 PM
That's a neat story despite however gross it sounds. ;)
Posted by: Tim Rice | June 6, 2006 08:21 PM
of course they needed to know about that. it is nature and they DO throw up into their "babies'" mouths.
Posted by: *anna* | June 12, 2006 08:04 AM