Pervert
May 22, 2006
This weekend Roger and I went to a wedding at Southfork Ranch.
We were a bit early because I'm a Nazi and I sweet-talked Roger into climbing into the backseat to change into his suit while I drove Mach 3 to the Ranch. As soon as we arrived, we realized that we were only the third couple there and Roger gave me that "I told you so" look.
Because Southfork Ranch epitomizes all things Dallas, we wandered around a bit and found ourselves near the horses. I love the scent of horses (please note this is NOT the same as horse manure) - I could have lingered there all day.
As we drew near this horse, he sauntered up to us, neighing and whinning and bobbing his head about. And then he went straight for my boob.
Comments
Ahh, the not so happy ending.
Posted by: Amstaff Mom | May 22, 2006 10:18 PM
At least you didn't get nibbled.
I babysat once when a teen and held the toddler on my shoulders to see the neighbor's horse across the fence. Horse whinnied, toddler pooped on my shoulder.
Another not-so-happy ending.
Posted by: Jenn | May 23, 2006 08:01 AM
I love the smell of horses too! People always think I'm nuts, but it is one of my favorite smells!
Posted by: Nikol | May 23, 2006 10:12 AM
Is that all we get to hear about the wedding at Southfork?
Posted by: Sara | May 23, 2006 10:18 AM
I love the smell of horses. It must be a girl thing.
He's probably used to someone having treats in the breast pocket.
Was it as gorgeous as it looks in the pictures?
Posted by: heather | May 23, 2006 11:06 AM
Hilarious - must be a male horse.
Posted by: Heidi | May 23, 2006 11:22 AM
i belive that caution sign there on the fence states that horses are a bit friendly with the female gender and will in some cases choose to nip and or nudge protruding body parts
Jes, you just didn't read the sign carefully
Posted by: Katie | May 23, 2006 11:51 AM
Did the horse at least buy you dinner afterwards?
Posted by: Courtney | May 23, 2006 11:59 AM
I cant believe you arent posting about ALIAS.
just boobmunching
Posted by: steve | May 23, 2006 12:22 PM
Ahhh, yes. ALIAS. I've only finished watching through Season Three. So, I have much to catch up on before watching this season.
Also, you should know that I am much more of an INSTANT GRATIFICATION junkie than an ALIAS junkie, which by definition means that I'd rather wait to see it on DVD than watch one episode each week.
Posted by: jes | May 23, 2006 12:24 PM
"boobmunching"
Steve. *shakes head* Where do you come up with this stuff.
AND I would have SO paid money to see Roger give you the "I told you so look" after you forced him to change in the back seat.
Funny.
Posted by: ben | May 23, 2006 01:28 PM
OMG how funny. I personally have never really been around horses so I don't know of this smell that you talk about. Perhaps when I get back I will start taking riding lessons so I can learn of this sacred smell you speak of!
Love the look of the "new" (to me) website. Very fresh, very clean!
Posted by: Ms Thang | May 23, 2006 03:19 PM
Of course it did. Because those kinds of things happen when you LEAST want them to... but then, when WOULD you want a horse to.... oh nevermind!
Posted by: Jayleigh | May 23, 2006 04:12 PM
Horses are mean and scary....
Posted by: Older Twin | May 23, 2006 05:59 PM
Did Jubal really say "boobmunching"???? That's a new one for me.
Posted by: Amstaff Mom | May 24, 2006 06:24 PM
hahahaha... girls always think that about us guys, he was probably just going in for a full frontal hug - a totally harmless, much needed hug.
Posted by: eddo | June 1, 2006 12:49 PM