Chirky

I'm so glad you didn't have a camera!! I think the mental picture along with your drawing is enough to make me shudder for the next few hours.

Please tell me why, why, why would her friends let her go out like that? That's what friends are for - to tell you to get your hoochie-ass back in the bedroom and put some pants on.

Gross. But at least her thighs aren't touching. Who drew the pic? You or Roger? Thanks for the great visual. I think.

Ugh. That's just nasty.

i'm into that look.

Ok first off GROSS on what you had to see and then secondly, I would have stared too, if only because HELLO her crack is showing from the bottom and that is just not something you see everyday (thankfully) and then lastly, I am so thankful that I wasn't with you because I think together we might have lost it

and . . . . Jimmy's comment made me bust out laughing (out loud, and when I say loud I mean "Jessica quality" of LOUDNESS

Heather: Her friends were only dressed better by a little bit, and that "little bit" is defined by their bottoms being fully covered. Even if their boobs weren't.

JCol: I drew the picture! Are you so proud??

Jimmy: Ha! I totally guffawed at your comment.

KT: You make me sound like a cackling hen. Can you record that please and post the audio on your site?

not a cackling hen but i think it was Eddie who said that between you and me, LOUDNESS in laughter is almost deafening

I just like that she wore THAT to the grocery store of all places...

I'll record y'all and post it for all to hear the sounds of true and abundant laughter.

And yes, Jes, I AM proud of you on your drawing!! I really couldn't tell which one of you did it. You've come a long way since the "K-T falling off the exercise ball" drawings!!!

That you took a double take to ENSURE that you could be accurate in your drawing makes me laugh to no end... and I had to do a double take on your drawing as either one of two things transpired:

1. Either the image of your experience has been burned into the back of your retinas that the curviness of her "cheeks" were drawn in an instant...

or

2. You spent way too much time getting her cheeks "just right" in which case... is just plain wrong.

This post makes me laugh and it is why I love returning to your blog TIME and TIME again.

ben: i didn't stare at her because i wanted to draw her picture. i stared at her because: WHAT?!? was she REALLY wearing that?

also, i TOTALLY spent half an hour drawing her butt lines, and then zooming in and out to make sure that all sizes of the image would be an accurate reflection of what i saw.

I'M THAT OBSESSIVE.

and can we all just take a moment to LAUGH at the audacity of the title of this post

First: The use of the word "crack" but to signify not the upper quadrant of butt crack that we normall see but the lower quadrant that should NEVER be seen unless by a proctologist

Second: The use of the phrase "the other white meat" which signifies that Jes is indeed referring to this woman's junk in the trunk as "meat", and then let's take a moment to remember that it is pork that really is the other white meat so now I am equating pork with a woman's butt junk and I think I may have just scratched a meat product from the list of foods I eat without have a scary visual picture pop up in my mind

YEAH TEXASS!!!

Oh man, ass cleavage. The worst.

Same happened to me once at a grocery store. All the bag boys were walking out following this girl in a mini-skirt for some reason. Then the wind blew and we all understood why.

~Jef

Oh just admit it - you wanted to make out with her! :)

Oh god oh god oh god that is just hilarious. The drawing is HILARIOUS. ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. The rendering! THE ASS.

I am relieved that you don't, in fact, have a camera phone...and yet, I am laughing hysterically at the image of you trying to take a picture of this woman's crack. How does one go about doing this discreetly? And then there's the issue of laughing-while-trying-not-to-be-obvious as tears are streaming down your face, partly because you're laughing and partly because you're crying because this poor woman is clueless and her ass is waving to strangers in public.

So great. You can't make this stuff up.

The funny thing is I can totally imagine you whipping out your phone and pretending to send a text message or something to get a picture and then the camera makes that clicking noise, and then the girl and all her friends know you just took a picture of her.
What was she doing buying groceries when she obviously cant afford pants? Maybe she didnt buy pants so she COULD afford groceries?