Chirky: Why I'm not losing weight

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Why I'm not losing weight

April 19, 2006

And all this time, I've been drinking regular water.

Comments

ok Jess - I'll do this in headlines (bullets really) so you can keep track. (HA HA HA HA HA HA)

- Me posting a message for the FIRST time - FREAK OUT. Are you proud of me! I guess I have to check back to see if you respond to me huh. Can you figure out a way for this blog thing to send me a reminder? Why do I feel really old saying this. Especially since Roger is older than me!!!

- Picture of diet water: Where on earth do you find these things? And yes, no wonder why all of us who drink water are not losing weight! The secret is revealed!!!!

-You: love ya! Chase loves his Aunt Jess SOOOOOO much.

Posted by: Deb - Jessica's infamous sister - mother of Chase | April 19, 2006 09:09 AM

Ha! Deb! You commented! I totally almost had a heart attack. Good thing I'm so young and spry.

I also like that you defined yourself: "Jessica's infamous sister - mother of Chase." I think that when I post, I should also define myself: "Lightly rolled in bread crumbs and served with diet water."

Posted by: jes | April 19, 2006 09:29 AM

How, exactly, do you make water diet? That is too funny!

Posted by: heather | April 19, 2006 10:23 AM

I saw that one yesterday! I did go to engrish.com after your site. That's so funny.

Posted by: AmStaff Mom | April 19, 2006 10:47 AM

I wonder if it had a weird aftertaste like diet pop.

Posted by: jacks | April 19, 2006 10:49 AM

so does that mean it has NEGATIVE calories? sign me up for a case then.

Posted by: Katie | April 19, 2006 11:52 AM

Greeaaatttt.... Next thing you know we will be seeing big people ordering "Diet Water" with their McDonald's double cheeseburger with the super sized fries.

Posted by: ben | April 19, 2006 12:47 PM

Hee Hee!!!!!

Posted by: Courtney | April 19, 2006 12:51 PM

Hee Hee!!!

Posted by: Courtney | April 19, 2006 12:51 PM