An Open Letter to Roger: I couldn't stand to look at a computer any longer, and that's saying a lot for someone who attends weekly Internet Addict classes.
April 23, 2006
Sweetie,
My brain has stopped functioning. It resigned on Tuesday. I shall resign with it, and go home to join the Peace Corps.
originally uploaded by Joe Lam
I will miss you these next two years, but I am certain that you will live in a very clean house without me, and will probably cry when I come home. Not because you are glad to see me, but because your freedom to buy Legos and wander around in your boxers will have been torn from you by my very presence.
Perhaps you can come visit me in China, where we will ring our bicycle bells and learn to plant rice.
Love,
Jes
Comments
Wait, he's not allowed to wander around in his boxers now? What's up with that?
Hope your brain kicks in soon, sweetie.
Posted by: heather | April 24, 2006 12:43 PM
We've never really had rules about what he is and isn't allowed to do. That said, we both wander around in our boxers. Though mine aren't so boxy.
Posted by: jes | April 24, 2006 01:01 PM
Poor Rog... he is going to feel so bereft and the house is going to be oh.so.quiet.
Posted by: eddo | April 24, 2006 02:59 PM
If he's wandering around the house in his boxers, make sure he's wearing shoes too. Those Legos can be a bitch to step on.
Posted by: Nothing But Bonfires | April 24, 2006 03:55 PM
I read something about ripped boxers and became distracted.
Posted by: Meg | April 24, 2006 03:58 PM