Chirky

So, this is the thing. You already know that I'm a sellout. I'll have you know that I've already made $75 $90.

Call me what you will, but I'm going to get that new outfit and YOU'RE NOT. So this is me, ignoring you.

Oh, wait. What? You want to know more? If so, I feel that it is my duty to inform you that if you want to make money blogging, there is a very. certain. way. that it must be done. If you click on that link, and you don't have to sign up, but IF you are considering it, please note that this is a very new system that only launched February 3, 2006. So new, in fact, that you can only sign up by using their "contact us" form. Or, something like that. I actually don't even remember.

Anyway, if you do sign up, it is a) required by The Laws of Jes that you say I referred you. This ensures more money in my pocket, and since it's not coming out of YOUR wallet, why not spend someone else's money?!? and, b) you also have to give them my paypal account: jes at justsayjes dot com.

Now, if you just want to give me money, you know, because you've recently had a stock split and you're now cramming cash in every crevice of your home and you just don't have anywhere else to put it, or, because you knew before I did that I would owe FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS to the IRS (you evil carp!), or, because you just think i may need it for psychiatric evaluation, then you may also donate money to that account. I won't hold it against you.

HERE'S THE THING:
If you sign up, and accept an offer to put a link in your entry like "search engine marketing consultants," or something of the like, be sure to use the exact wording assigned, or else they won't pay you, and that sucks. And when you write to them to explain that PREFIXES MUST BE INCLUDED, they'll totally write back and say, "The wording must appear exactly as assigned, which, of course, is why we assigned it. Get a clue!"

Or, something like that.

Let's do an example! If you are assigned "vacation home Orlando," and you use "vacation home IN Orlando," because HELLO! -- vacation home Orlando -- does not grammatically fit in a sentence, they will flat-out deny it, with a BIG. FAT. DENY.

But then you'll succumb to the power of a $5 bill, because you've got places to go and this is how you're going to get there.

I'm like a pawn in their hands.