Sellout: GP are you wit me?
March 15, 2006
Dear Internet,
Because I love you, Internet, I am doing something just for you. I'm selfless that way.
In the interest of making myself a guinea pig, much like Ashlee Simpson is her hair stylist's guinea pig, I am totally selling out. I figure that long ago movie producers started selling out by placing Coca Cola and Marlboro commercials in their films, so why not do the same?
Except I'm not making films. Yet.
So, when you see random links in my posts, such as a link to the prempro lawsuit, you'll know why. And you might also be tempted to click on these random links, because really, what IS the prempro lawsuit? I almost feel guilty asking that, since I work in the legal profession. Almost. But not as guilty as I do for counting backwards from five, and when I snap my fingers, you will click my links.
5
4
3
2
1
SNAP!
Lovingly,
Jes
PS: If you want to make money blogging, and be a guinea pig with me, and try to come up with excuses why in the world you'd write about American Eagle Gold Coins, which have nothing to do with American Eagle and won't get you free clothes, just let me know. I'm more than happy to drag you into this with me.
Comments
Sellout!
(Darn it, I totally clicked on all of your links!)
Posted by: Courtney | March 15, 2006 01:21 PM
Just for you I clicked a link. Hope those fractions of a cent add up quickly!!
Posted by: heather | March 15, 2006 01:48 PM
Wheeeeeee!!! Thank you!
Fractions, ha! I get paid the big bucks for putting these links in my posts.
If you want to be referred, you must send me
1. one bag of Good & Plentys
2. a Snickers bar
3. a bottle full of diet pills.
Or, you could just email me. :)
Posted by: jes | March 15, 2006 01:57 PM
I've never had Good & Plentys. Do they live up to their name?
Posted by: AmStaff Mom | March 15, 2006 02:44 PM
ewwwwwww Good and Plenty's are black licorice
wait, you may need to count again, I missed the snap so I didn't click on the links because I'm only supposed to click when there is a snap (right?) so if I hear no snap then I am not required to click (right?)
Posted by: Katie | March 15, 2006 03:12 PM
KT, what would I do without you? This is why I am not a hypnotist. Not to mention that I don't believe in it.
Also, Good and Plenty's! Yummmmmmmm!!!
Posted by: jes | March 15, 2006 03:22 PM
What do I have to send you if I don't want to be referred?
Posted by: heather | March 15, 2006 06:05 PM
Ummm... did I tell you that I got kicked off of Google Ads because of a post like this?
Yep. I can't sell Google Ads on PN anymore. LIVID I was. They gave me a warning, but then they found one more post with a phrase that said, "Click my Ads" and they booted me.
Posted by: eddo | March 15, 2006 06:26 PM
oh, but I am using Adbrite and so you will see those annoying ads back on my site, because, you know, hey, I need toys!
Posted by: eddo | March 15, 2006 06:28 PM