I think not.
March 05, 2006
I wonder what it is like to work for NY lawyers? Like the former Mayor Giuliani, or Senator Hillary Clinton? When in office, do they really spend much time lawyering? And what kind of cases are they defending? Or prosecuting? And given a chance to really, reeeallllllyyyyyy consider it, do I care?
I think not.
When I was little, my mom started a collection of silver coins for me. I was obsessed, and thought that I had hundreds and hundreds of them. She recently trudged through the safe and gave them to me, and there were only like 10 or 20. Mom! How could I have been so deluded? And, have you ever heard of people who buy silver bullion? It's totally not what you think it is, because bullion sounds like the flavored beef or chicken bouillon, which you dissolve in water. And I can't think of any good reason why someone would dissolve perfectly good silver in water. Plus, is boiling water even hot enough to dissolve silver?
I think not.
I mean, why can't people just say they are going to buy silver bars? It makes so much more sense. And it doesn't make people think they can just walk down the grocery store aisle and look for silver bouillon. It's almost the same as buying bars of gold, or mining for gold, except it's not as valuable. But it's cheaper!
And I like cheap. I hear Hillary does, too. And now you understand her marital choice.
