How to Charm Me - Semantics
January 03, 2006
"Sweetie, I think that if I just wear my shirt like this over my swimsuit, you won't be able to see my little love handles. Except you're not allowed to call them that. I like to think of them as my 'curves'."
"I like to think of them as your love bumpers!"
"ROGER! THIS IS A HANDLE." (pointing to a door handle) "THAT THING ON MY CAR OUTSIDE IS A BUMPER. WHICH DO YOU THINK IS BIGGER?"
