Chirky

2004

2005

2006

January 03, 2006
How to Charm Me - Semantics

January 04, 2006
First comes love, then comes marriage.

January 04, 2006
An Explanation

January 06, 2006
Thinking

January 09, 2006
Related to January 8, 1935.

January 10, 2006
This is just gross.

January 11, 2006
In middle and high school, I was only a little melodramatic.

January 12, 2006
I could have been on Fear Factor, except I lacked thousands of

January 16, 2006
Mystery, revealed

January 16, 2006
A Letter Regarding the Faultiness of Friendster, and How it Makes Me Grumpy, or alternatively, How Grumpy It Makes Me, Whichever You Prefer.

January 17, 2006
When I was in college, I printed this and ironed it onto a tee.

January 18, 2006
I wish.

January 20, 2006
Conversations

January 21, 2006
While I was watching it, I TOTALLY wished I had a pirated copy

January 25, 2006
The Cross-Dressing Country Bear Takes His First Vacation.

January 28, 2006
When In The Philippines, Do As The Filipinos Do

January 31, 2006
Electrifying

February 06, 2006
Uneventful

February 08, 2006
If you are in the market for a home purchase, let me help.

February 09, 2006
Thinking: If women ruled the world.

February 13, 2006
Curious.

February 14, 2006
Sometimes it is so sweet that I feel like I just ate four bags of Good 'n Plentys and 18 King-size Snickers bars.

February 15, 2006
Thinking

February 16, 2006
Gesundheit.

February 20, 2006
Kate Beckinsale Eating: I've never seen a less flattering picture.

February 21, 2006
Thinking

February 22, 2006
Fact:
It. Just. Doesn't. Work.

February 24, 2006
If only I I had thought of this in high school.

February 27, 2006
Philippines: Manila.

March 01, 2006
Said the night wind to the little lamb, "Do you see what I see?"

March 02, 2006
So very, very embarrassed.

March 02, 2006
Irrational Fears

March 03, 2006
Cooper

March 03, 2006
So Blue. So Hairy.

March 03, 2006
Overheard

March 04, 2006
Saturday fun: If you have never lived in or visited DFW, this won't make any sense.

March 05, 2006
I think not.

March 06, 2006
God: He totally answers prayers.

March 08, 2006
Philippines: Corregidor Island

March 10, 2006
Things that instigate too many rounds of intense psycho-therapy:

March 14, 2006
Prepare yourself for the cuteness contained herein.

March 15, 2006
Trucks.

March 15, 2006
Sellout: GP are you wit me?

March 16, 2006
Mom, that part about the sex and the aliens, I WAS TOTALLY JOKING. But not about the fire.

March 17, 2006
Thinking

March 17, 2006
Sellout: Rants

March 18, 2006
Sausages.

March 19, 2006
Conversations

March 20, 2006
It would have to be completely airtight, though.

March 21, 2006
Charm Me

March 21, 2006
Pending Adoption

March 23, 2006
Simon: You have very, very challenged friends.

March 24, 2006
What did Isaac Newton say? For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction? Except in this case, maybe my reaction isn't as forceful as it should be.

March 27, 2006
Quite possibly the worst advertising campaign of 2006.

March 29, 2006
Acquisitioning. ac-qui-si-tion-ing (v): 1. The act of acquiring. 2. Something acquired or gained, like fat deposits on my thighs.

March 31, 2006
Bianca

March 31, 2006
My kids will have nothing less than a warped childhood.

April 03, 2006
At the risk of sounding like June Cleaver, hovering over our home's single wooden radio, which is perched atop our breakfast table:

April 03, 2006
Craving

April 04, 2006
In Which I Disclose To You My True Nature

April 05, 2006
Hmph.

April 06, 2006
My heart tingles with delight every time I think about it.

April 09, 2006
Overheard: Rockwall, Texas

April 10, 2006
The transitional timing couldn't be worse.

April 11, 2006
Top Eight Observations of Hatemail from Madison, Wisconsin

April 11, 2006
Conversations

April 14, 2006
Conversations

April 17, 2006
I feel on the verge of going pleasant.

April 19, 2006
Why I'm not losing weight

April 20, 2006
Dissatisfied

April 21, 2006
Expressive Eyes

April 23, 2006
An Open Letter to Roger: I couldn't stand to look at a computer any longer, and that's saying a lot for someone who attends weekly Internet Addict classes.

April 25, 2006
How you know you're not flying in the U.S.

April 26, 2006
Unofficial Islander

April 27, 2006
When my vision returns, I'll go back into deep cover.

April 27, 2006
Elation vanished

May 01, 2006
Masked

May 02, 2006
Obviously, knowing exactly what we want isn't all that helpful

May 02, 2006
Thinking: Diets

May 03, 2006
Crack, the other white meat

May 05, 2006
Strabismus

May 08, 2006
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

May 08, 2006
Enjoying

May 09, 2006
Going Granola: Just Like My Ancestors

May 10, 2006
Thinking: Hair

May 11, 2006
Almost Horrified That My Mother-in-Law is Going to Read That Part About the Stomping and the Slamming

May 12, 2006
I Shaved My Legs and EVERYTHING

May 13, 2006
The Internet: It's Sort of Like Group Therapy

May 15, 2006
In the distance

May 17, 2006
Intruders: Beware

May 18, 2006
On Tap: TMI Wednesday - When Elvis Presley died, his autopsy records revealed sixty pounds of feces in his colon

May 19, 2006
BlogHer

May 22, 2006
Pervert

May 23, 2006
Notes, to Self.

May 25, 2006
Stalker

May 30, 2006
On Second Thought, Maybe Camping Wasn't The Best Way To Spend Our Anniversary (Part One)

May 31, 2006
There Are One Hundred Twenty Eight Bug Bites Covering My Body, And I Look Like A Leper (Part Two)

June 02, 2006
Now, More Like A Wet Dog Than Ever (Part Three)

June 05, 2006
I tried to explain "regurgitation" to my (nearly) three-year-old nephew, but he just wasn't getting it.

June 07, 2006
Not a light matter

June 09, 2006
"We feel guilty for what we do. We feel shame for what we are."

June 12, 2006
Peachy

June 13, 2006
Tall Tales

June 14, 2006
Status: Mouth Gaping

June 15, 2006
Not too tired to whine.

June 16, 2006
He definitely drinks milk. But, also maybe some Dr Pepper.

June 19, 2006
I left ten years ago, and I'm still reluctant to return.

June 20, 2006
Not too old, not too tired, to tri.

June 21, 2006
The Internet, My Cure-All

June 23, 2006
Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.
-- Romeo and Juliet: II, iv

June 25, 2006
Overheard: What?

June 27, 2006
It's people like me that cause road rage

June 29, 2006
Renovation complete (after too many nights of caffeine)

June 29, 2006
A study on semantics

July 05, 2006
I kept hearing dad yell, "Turn on the bilge pump!" Except I didn't know where the bilge pump was.

July 10, 2006
Sous(hi) Chef

July 12, 2006
My Sister – A True Inspiration - or at least strong enough to drag a body across the finish line

July 13, 2006
Overheard: Dallas, TX

July 13, 2006
A Melancholy 28

July 17, 2006
Thinking: Lunch

July 19, 2006
Thinking: Exercise

July 20, 2006
The Need For Chocolate Is Strong Within Me

July 20, 2006
Overheard: Outside my cubicle

July 21, 2006
Annoy Me

July 23, 2006
Train of Thought: Derailed

July 25, 2006
In The Valley

July 25, 2006
Feeling Guilty

July 27, 2006
Leaving! Um, sort of.

July 31, 2006
Thoughts on BlogHer 06: Less Like a Cliffhanger and More Like a Gentle Slope

August 01, 2006
BlogHer '06: A Drunken Orgy of Estrogen

August 02, 2006
BlogHer '06: Final Thoughts

August 03, 2006
Provoking Mixed Emotions About Rape Since 1997

August 04, 2006
Thinking: How to Determine (with very little accuracy) Whether A Tapeworm Has Taken Residence In Your Body

August 08, 2006
Dispensers: dispensable

August 10, 2006
Now on my business card: Chirky, B.E.

August 14, 2006
Likened to a Greasy Spoon

August 15, 2006
With a name like Captain Hambone, you might expect him to wear a cape and fly through windows.

August 16, 2006
Redefining questionable blogging subjects: Take One

August 17, 2006
Wahhh! Dilation.

August 19, 2006
In which I found myself closing my eyes and wishing I could transport to a place by a lake, sitting under a giant oak tree.

August 21, 2006
Scaring off the readers I have, once they realize how incredibly boring life in Dallas is for me, what with the hellacious heat index of 432°

August 23, 2006
101 Reasons to Marry [Him]

August 24, 2006
My Mom's Home Remedies, or Why I Ended Up With Cotton Taped To My Face Last Night

August 25, 2006
Overheard in Dallas, Texas

August 28, 2006
Wheel! Of! Fortune!

August 31, 2006
Confessions

September 01, 2006
In tears
Perhaps overly emotional
Someone cares

September 06, 2006
Shhh. It's very quiet around here.

September 11, 2006
In which I prove my naivety, time and time again.

September 13, 2006
Fresh from the womb

September 14, 2006
Probably The First Man In The World To Marry A Goat

September 15, 2006
Let it not be said that I am not impulsive.

September 19, 2006
Preamble to the Fated Conclusion

September 20, 2006
Suri Cruise needs a new hairstylist, pronto!

September 21, 2006
Lindsay Lohan: Drunk? High? Just having a good ol' time in the alley?

September 25, 2006
Privacy, please

September 26, 2006
How to get me to sigh emphatically and give you The Look

September 28, 2006
Thinking: Fingernails

September 29, 2006
Please leave a message at the BEEP

October 03, 2006
Reminiscing in a Cubicle: A Weekend in Pictures

October 05, 2006
Thinking: When Heads Roll

October 09, 2006
Class of 1996

October 11, 2006
Small plane crashes into Manhattan highrise

October 11, 2006
No (we)evil lost is wail'd when it is gone.*

October 12, 2006
Choose Our Adventure

October 13, 2006
SOUNDOFF: On Morality

October 17, 2006
1984

October 19, 2006
Beswitched

October 20, 2006
The Emerald City

October 24, 2006
Recounting our departure

October 26, 2006
Seattle

November 01, 2006
55378008

November 02, 2006
The Chosen Ones

November 03, 2006
For the Foodie in Each of Us (and even those that just need a little extra help in the kitchen)

November 04, 2006
NoBloShoeMo

November 05, 2006
How I Eat My grapenuts

November 06, 2006
Contest Reminder

November 07, 2006
Britney Spears files for divorce

November 07, 2006
Soundoff: Pregnancy

November 08, 2006
Good for those who haven't figured out how to elegantly dice tomatoes yet

November 09, 2006
Anorexia

November 10, 2006
Status: Mascara Running

November 11, 2006
Without a Trace

November 12, 2006
NaBloPoMo - Weekend weeding

November 13, 2006
In which I identify with the rattlesnake

November 14, 2006
The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.*

November 15, 2006
Thinking

November 15, 2006
Domain Name Contest Reminder

November 16, 2006
Stuffed

November 17, 2006
Spin the Wheel

November 18, 2006
Shoooppppiiiiinnngggggg in numbers

November 19, 2006
Not Fine

November 20, 2006
Thinking: A Science Project For Your Kids

November 20, 2006
Too busy to deal

November 21, 2006
My keen knife sees not the wound it makes

November 22, 2006
Thanksgiving Turkey

November 23, 2006
Day to Give Thanks

November 24, 2006
A long gravel road

November 25, 2006
O is for OCD

November 26, 2006
Changing Seasons

November 27, 2006
I am me, afterall

November 28, 2006
Chirky's Fabricated List Of Cold Weather Demands

November 29, 2006
An open note to coworkers

November 30, 2006
Love Thursday: He Knows My Fears And Quells Them

December 01, 2006
On Harry Hines

December 04, 2006
A New Way of Giving

December 05, 2006
P is for Procrastination

December 07, 2006
Weird Things: A Photoblog

December 08, 2006
Conversations

December 11, 2006
Conversations (with a coworker)

December 12, 2006
Old Entries: Going Nowhere

December 14, 2006
Public Service Announcement: Beans Produce Gas

December 15, 2006
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot?

December 15, 2006
What's the thing you want most after Thanksgiving and before Christmas?

December 18, 2006
IndieBloggers.org

December 19, 2006
Question of the Day (For The Ladies)

December 20, 2006
Should Miss USA have lost her crown?

December 21, 2006
On Traveling, Procrastinating, and Panties

December 22, 2006
Pieces of Me

December 30, 2006
Smells Like Beef and Cheese