SHUT UP!
December 06, 2005
That's the first thing I thought just now, when I saw something that made my eyes light up like a fire in my toaster oven.
Six months ago, a friend and I would often eat together in the gardens outside our office building. We generally purchased Diet Cokes, if only because THERE ARE NO CALORIES. Plus, I prefer the taste of Diet Coke to regular Coke, and of Skim Milk to any other kind of milk.
The added bonus is that I can win things from Coke, without even entering a sweepstakes online! I just took a sip of a Diet Coke that I purchased today, and remembered to look under the cap.
IN SIX MONTHS OF DRINKING DIET COKE, I FINALLY WON!! It says:
"YOU WIN 1-LITER COKE PRODUCT"
The grammar isn't that great, but I suppose that's all that Coca-Cola, Inc. could fit inside that tiny cap.
