Annoy Me
November 17, 2005
1. Wake up early to cook a dish for today's Thanksgiving luncheon at work, only to discover that THIS DISH IS GOING TO TAKE AN HOUR LONGER THAN I HAVE TO SPEND ON IT, making me late for work.
2. After applying glitter! to my eyelids, turn the cap over to screw on to the jar. Except forget that the cap is in my right hand, and dump the jar over instead. All over myself. I'm VERY sparkly today.
3. Take a bite of oatmeal and sit helplessly as it dribbles down my chin instead of going in my mouth. And then look down to discover that it has dripped onto the contracts that I'm reviewing.
If this morning is indicative of the day, this list may be growing as the day trudges on.
Edited 1:33pm
4. While trying to cut a crust during the aforementioned Thanksgiving luncheon, apply such force that half the crust catapults from my plate and skids across the table, and the other half ruptures into half a million tiny granules as they spray across my sweater. And then listening to everyone surrounding me saying, "whoopsie!" nearly in unison.
