Chirky

Roger and I met up with JCol, Steve, and Katie on Sunday afternoon for a Mavericks scrimmage. We typically wouldn't acquiesce to such behavior, but there was something that drew us to this game: the promise of "beefy" men dancing in half-shirts. And one of those "beefy" men was our very own Eddo.

As soon as they came running out of the corner entrance, I zoomed in and started snapping away. As if led by a divine hand, we were sitting on the side of the stadium that the ManiAACs were facing, so we didn't have to watch them from behind. And as if that weren't enough, Eddo was right on the end, the same end where we were sitting. I think God must have arranged that.

Eddo tore it up, and I got several shots of his beefy body dancing among the Mavericks Dancers. I think that must also be a plus for the ManiAAC dancers.

Eddo, totally breaking it down. This is also part of a modeling campaign for Axe. That morning, when he applied it to his hot zones, his new and improved male musk was released into the atmosphere, quickly reaching nearby blue-sequined females. It was exciting, exciting enough to rip his shirt into shreds and cause blue beads to adhere themselves to his clothing, just to be nearer to this new and improved male musk. Did you know that quasi-scientific research has proven that women like men who smell good? Who would have thought?!?

The man in the background TOTALLY thought I was trying to get close-up shots of him.

His face! His moves! His face and his moves!! Show 'em how it's done, Eddo!

Consequently, this is also how Eddo looks when doing the chicken dance. Fringed shirt and all. Is anyone else as amused by the blue beads as I am?

And after this, he totally dropped it like it's hot, dropped it like it's hot, dropped it like it's hot. Eddo's a nice dude, with some nice dreams. See these blue-bead ice cubes, see these Ice Creams? He's an eligible bachelor, and got a million dollar boat...he keeps it in his bathtub cause he likes to watch it float...
Ahhh..hahahahahhaahhhahahahaa...I totally made that last part up. I should send in my ideas to Snoop Dogg.

Um, yeah. This man is WAY too old to have blue hair. Eddo, can you pass along that message for me?

Might I say that JCol looks quite delirious in this picture?

No one knew that there was going to be a praise & worship service after the game. Here, people are lifting their hands to the Lord and asking him to rain down Mavericks shirts and shoes. Really, the players TOOK OFF THEIR SHOES and threw them into the crowd. One at a time. And I was all, "Hello! At least throw them TOGETHER. Who can use only one shoe?!? Sheesh."

After the performance, we found Eddo. He had signed autographs earlier in the weekend, but no one knew he was actually going to GIVE JCOL HIS NECKLACE. Maybe it's even engraved "Peace out, Buttercream."