I can always count on my mother to give me a courtesy chuckle.
September 14, 2005
Last night I had a dream about Kpinion's site. For some reason, it wasn't working, so she created a new one called "Dream Haven." I was so proud of her because she did her own design work, and Wow! She did her own design work!
Her masthead was an animated cartoon of Raggedy Ann and Andy. Except they were both girls, and one didn't have a face. So maybe it was Raggedy Ann and Andi. The faceless one had a head, but no eyes, ears, mouth, etc.
And it was like a live cartoon, which was very impressive. The dolls looked at me and told me this story:
Blank Face = BF
Raggedy Ann = RA
BF (to RA): My back itches, will you scratch it?
RA: Sure! (And begins scratching the doll's back.)
BF: Oh, that's better! Thank you!
RA: (stops scratching BF's back)
BF: Thanks for the scritches!
And then they both start laughing, laughing, laughing.
Get it? Scritches? She had itches and they were being scratched, and therefore they were scritches?
Anyway, in my dream it was really funny, and when I woke up I thought I should blog about it. But now that I've written it out, it doesn't seem that funny any more.
Like that time when I dreamed that someone told a joke about corn on the cob and green beans, and it was so funny that I woke myself up because I was laughing in my sleep.
Except now I can't think of anything funny about corn on the cob and green beans. If you know what that is, please tell me.

