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September 12, 2005

Saturday morning I woke up earlier than my body wanted me to wake, and I threw on "dirty" clothes. My clothes weren't dirty, but they were the clothes that I wear when I plan on getting dirty. I drove to work and then hopped on a bus that would drop me off in front of "my" house. "My" house was the home that I was assigned to help repair with Hearts and Hammers.

I spent 5 solid hours in the hot Texas sun scraping about 15 layers of lead-based paint off of a 40+ year old home, and an additional 2 hours painting, upside-down, on a ladder. A ladder that was crooked and wobbly and frankly, it was quite scary. The whole day gave me quite an ab workout, because I had to brace myself to effectively scrape away layers and layers and layers of paint, and I also had to tighten the muscles throughout my entire body to steady myself on the ladder.

By the time I got home, I was tired, sore, sleepy, and grumpy. All day! In 100 degree heat! I drank so many fluids, and yet never had to use the bathroom because I WAS SWEATING SO PROFUSELY! And yet, I really enjoyed the work that I was doing. Except the heat. And the soreness. Because I'm a wimp!

Later that evening, my tiredness and grumpiness overtook my brain, and it resulted in arguing over something petty with my husband. I don't remember right now what it was, and Roger, don't remind me. We were supposed to go out to dinner that night with our friends, Eddie and Katie, and by the time we got there, we were both upset. I told both Eddie and Katie that Roger and I were frustrated with each other, and so I was going to be mean to Eddie and Katie, also, just to make sure I was dosing it out equally to everyone.

Eddie agreed that he would be mean to me also, and gave me his "mean" face:


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Roger and I soon made up, and the rest of the night was mostly charming. And then the desserts came, and we thought perhaps we had died and were sitting at a banqueting table in heaven. And I have this theory that you don't gain weight in heaven, so you can eat whatever you want. This theory is not based on anything biblical, but rather on my own desires. That theory also works well with the whole "banqueting table" bit, because we ate whatever we wanted, without regard to any weight that might be gained.
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KT, ever the patriot, had New Orleans Beignets, Served Warm with Three Sauces
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Eddie dove into the Triple Chocolate Almond Ice Cream Cookie Sandwich Freshly Baked! Filled with Praline Ice Cream, Homemade Marshmallow, Hot Fudge and Caramel


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Roger had ALL of our mouths watering with his Molten Chocolate Cake With a Melted Chocolate Center, Served with Vanilla Ice Cream


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I went for the light, refreshing, and delicious Key Lime Pie Baked Fresh with a Graham-Pecan Crust, Topped with Fresh Whipped Cream

We goofed off for a while, and by goofed off I mean look at these pictures of Eddo and KT eating Beignets:
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And then we all meandered back to our house, and by meandered I mean we all got in our separate vehicles and drove at what I am sure are considered very safe speeds in some countries, and by our house I mean Roger's and mine, because face it people: Katie and Eddie don't live with me, and this is my story. So it is my house. Except that it is Roger's and my house, so it is OUR house. Just a little English lesson for ya, free of charge.

As soon as everyone arrived, we popped in a certain video tape in a certain video cassette player, and watched a certain not-very beefy man dance. The video was a riot, and we watched it again before we all went home. And by "we" I mean before Katie and Eddie went to their respective homes. If Eddie doesn't get to play the part of a Dallas Mavericks ManiAAC (why are there two A's?), I will personally email Jeremy Armstrong, the Dallas Mavericks Marketing Manager, and demand a satisfactory explanation.

Sunday morning we slept in, and then Roger and I spent nearly the ENTIRE day laying in bed, propped up with lots of pillows, participating together in a marathon viewing of LOST. And oh, how relaxing!




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