Thinking
August 26, 2005
I have noticed that the eyelashes on my left eye are naturally clumped together, which makes wearing mascara VERY annoying for me, because I have to manually separate them so they won't look like spider legs. Gross.
Can you imagine a spider lodged in your eyeball, with its legs poking out? And a bulge under your eyelid where the body of the spider and its other four legs were nestled under your skin?
What if it got stuck and became dismembered, and then you had spider legs permanently hanging out of your eyelid, with a big bulbous bump under your skin, and four random spider legs were floating around your brain? What would you do then?
