The Theme Is Here To Stay.
August 11, 2005
Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU in Charlotte, North Carolina. You who
searched "Jessica Nasty Pictures" in the MSN Search Engine. We have a problem.
First, MSN is ancient. Please stop using it immediately and only use Yahoo! or
Google search engines hereinafter.
Second, and perhaps more importantly, I have never had a nasty picture taken of
me IN MY LIFE. You see, it's because when my hair is professionally straightened
it is ridiculously shiny. And when you have ridiculously shiny hair, no picture
with me in it can be bad. Or nasty.
Last night we ate dinner with the Warnock's, owners of the very loveable Tex.
His coat is so shiny, and he is always so excited to retrieve the sticks I
throw. There is no picture of Tex that is bad either, because his jet-black hair
is so darn shiny.
There's a theme here, don't you see? Shiny hair means naturally photographic. So
stop trying to find the nasty pictures. It's just not gonna happen.
