Chirky

A friend was recently watching Discovery Health when an episode about penile
fractures kept her and her husband entranced, because who knew such a thing was
possible? I immediately called Roger to find out if he had "bones" down there,
or if it was just muscle. He informed me that it was the latter, and I was
perplexed as to how one would fracture something that had no bones.

After researching it and learning how such a rare condition can occur, I became
more distraught by something else that caught my attention: the "Hot Topics"
section. Apparently, this website hosts an equivalent to "Dear Abby" � but of
the sexual realm. As I glanced at a few of the questions, I became intrigued by
the person answering questions about pumps meant to enlarge certain areas of the
male body.

First, why did this man think it was acceptable to purchase such a tool on eBay?

Second, shouldn't he be talking to his doctor about this, and not writing in to
a website where the entire World Wide Web can read his question AND HIS NAME?

Third, do this many men fall prey to such pumps and pumping and deflating and
pain that they need to write in to this website about it, or is the author
making it up?

Fourth, WHO IN THE WORLD PRACTICES WEIGHT-LIFTING WITH THIS AREA OF THEIR BODY?

I am not sure whether I am more disturbed by the questions, or by the fact that
someone actually took the time to answer them and then post both the questions
AND the answers on the Internet in a "Hot Topics" section.