Gosh! Idiot!
August 08, 2005
As you may have read on Katie's site, we had a game night this weekend. If you can't read, just look at the pictures she posted.
Since I left my pics at home, I have recreated a couple of them here. Now you'll see why I won $25 for 3rd place in the art contest in the 8th grade. I'm THAT good.
For Steve's benefit, this is Eddie, standing next to Bianca in my doorway:

These are Eddo's calves:

Any questions?
Edited 4:30pm:
By popular demand, I have re-created an image of Katie and her "incident" with the large ball. However, there's a twist! I'll give you one guess which drawing I created, and which drawing my husband created:

Number One

Number Two
Which is it?


Comments
30 Comments:
Ben said...
Is that really Eddie? Or is it "THE ROCK?"
(I was going to say Andre the Giant... but then I would have gotten about a bazillion... "Who's Andre the Giant?" That and Eddie's complexion is nothing like Andre the Giant.)
August 08, 2005 3:44 PM
Ben said...
Also, where is your drawing of Katie balancing on the Ball?
August 08, 2005 3:45 PM
Amstaff Mom said...
And Andre the Giant is no more. EVERYONE should know Andre the Giant. Hello! Princess Bride!!!
August 08, 2005 3:47 PM
jes said...
seeing as how katie COULDN'T balance on the ball, i don't see why i should have to force a picture of it.
August 08, 2005 3:48 PM
Katie said...
Jessica - I cannot type because I am trying too hard to laugh.
Ben - we all know who Andre the Giant is because we have all seen The Princess Bride (anybody want a peanut?).
Also, I'm a little scared of what Jessica's rendering of me would be.
August 08, 2005 3:48 PM
jes said...
KT: don't try so hard to laugh.
August 08, 2005 3:49 PM
Katie said...
Ooops I mean not laughing.
August 08, 2005 3:52 PM
jes said...
why aren't you laughing?
August 08, 2005 3:52 PM
Ben said...
I thought of that after I posted... (OF COURSE... I am talking with a bunch of girls.) He still doesn't look like Andre the Giant though.
Jes, at least do a rendition of Katie falling on her face.
August 08, 2005 4:01 PM
Katie said...
Wait Ben are you calling The Princess Bride a girly movie?
August 08, 2005 4:04 PM
Katie said...
And what in the world does this post have to do with egg donation and surgoracy (as listed in your google sidebar)?
August 08, 2005 4:05 PM
Ben said...
Katie-
Girly with a capital "G."
August 08, 2005 4:10 PM
Amstaff Mom said...
GASP! with a capital "G". There's sword fighting and ROUS's and torture and holocaust cloaks. Sounds manly to me. Don't pick on one of my favs.
August 08, 2005 4:15 PM
steve said...
Ben
Easy on the Bride dude, thats rude!
No more rhyming and i mean it, anybody want a peanut?
Greatest movie ever EVAAAHHH
And by the way I have now Dubbed Eddo's calves "Three-and-a-calves"
I copyrighted it
August 08, 2005 4:30 PM
Katie said...
I am at a loss for words.
August 08, 2005 4:46 PM
whaaaat! said...
Ben, (wait isn't this Jes' blog?)
I really liked Princess Bride. I esp. liked Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya. Oops, that doesn't sound too macho, does it? Hey, at least I can say I have seen Andre the Giant in person at a Wrestlemania event. He was huge.
BTW-nice picture drawing skills Jes, except for the calves. If I hadn't seen a real picture from Katie, I would have thought that was something indecent.
August 08, 2005 5:18 PM
jes said...
oh, gosh. i'm glad you saw kt's pics. nothing indecent. except my drawing skills.
August 08, 2005 5:26 PM
Heather said...
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
August 08, 2005 5:31 PM
Amstaff Mom said...
Heather, don't forget the "HELLO!" before the "my name is..." line. Except he says it more like el-low.
I love the drawings by you and Roger, Jes. Those are GREAT.
August 08, 2005 5:49 PM
MsThang said...
Ok, I saw the pics on KT's blog, and I can honestly say that it made your guy's drawings SOO much more funny.. KT.. that sounds like something I woud have done!
Jes, I think you should take your drawings and start an art book.. classic, timeless, raw, edgy.. just plain incredible! lol
August 09, 2005 7:39 AM
Eddo said...
UN-FREAKIN-BELIEVABLE!!!
Great photos and the likeness is unbelievable!!!!!
I think Roger did the last picture, but I like yours better!!!
August 09, 2005 10:19 AM
jes said...
yes, yes, the likeness is what i'm known for. i think that an idea of publishing a book is just what i need. perhaps i can start by making drawings and framing them for our refrigerator and walls at home.
i'm a bit surprised that you like mine better than roger's. his is so perfect. so professional. mine is so 3rd grade.
August 09, 2005 10:21 AM
Amstaff Mom said...
If yours is 3rd grade, mine would have been pre-K.
August 09, 2005 10:34 AM
Ben said...
Jes, Katie's hair is ridiculously shiny... ;)
I like Roger's because of all the loop de loops he drew indicating Katie's "fall from grace."
August 09, 2005 12:05 PM
Katie said...
I use Pantene if anyone is looking for hair products. Do you think I can get an advertising campaign for them.
They could show a video of my acrobatic escapade and then say something like, "At least her hair looks good."
August 09, 2005 12:19 PM
Amstaff Mom said...
yes! we need to see that commercial! Please re-create "the fall".
August 09, 2005 12:24 PM
bianca said...
i like both you AND rogers drawings- i think htey show how we can see the same thing- but in different ways...my own rendition of KT falling off the ball would also be quite different- especially since i was at a different angle!
Also- i won't call off our friendship just yet, jes...but i am gonna have to talk to you about giving me fat arms...what's up with that?
August 09, 2005 1:15 PM
jes said...
just one arm is fat, really. oops.
but at least the rest of you is thin! :)
August 09, 2005 1:16 PM
MsThang said...
Yes framing the art, and posting them on the fridge is a GREAT start.. but definitely follow up with the book.. guaranteed best seller!
August 09, 2005 1:55 PM
Edgy Mama said...
You're very talented, Jes. In many ways.
Posted by: jes | May 9, 2006 04:15 PM