Chirky

One
If, as you live your life, you find yourself mentally composing blog entries
about it, post this exact same sentence in your weblog.

Two
The directions: Type �(your name) is� into Google, and then post your ten (or
however many) favorite results. Here are mine:

1. Ya Jessica is Stupid but she is hot. That should make up for some of the
stupid. (ha! the second sentence made this comment funny!)
2. Jessica is strong willed. (Just ask my mom. Or, Roger.)
3. Jessica is the bombshell of conservatory suites. She's curvy, she's
noticeable and she's very, very stylish. And unlike most bombshells, she'll
stay that way for a long time to come. The Jessica armchair:

4. Jessica is an extraordinary athlete because she is an extraordinary person.
(I never knew that being such a great person naturally meant that I'm also a
great athlete. If only I had known this earlier in life, I totally would have
tried out for the Olympics!)
5. Jessica is 24 hour care but we love her so much that it takes up a good
part of our lives. (What?)
6. Jessica is on an oral solution of .05 ml oxyfast for pain. (One time (when
I was at band camp), I had my wisdom tooth removed and had to rinse with
special prescription cleaner. Notice I said wisdom TOOTH removed, not wisdom
TEETH.)
7. Jessica is keeping us all honest.
8. Jessica is a hero!
9. Everyone is intimidated that Jessica is a female cop. (Who knew?!?)
10. Jessica is nothing more than a tool of the State�s propaganda machine. (I
can't tell you how many times I feel this way.)