Chirky

A few days ago, Ben went and got creative on us (of all the things he could have
done!), and tagged me back again to find out what I HAVE done. So, in an effort
to avoid the wrath of the Blog Patrol, I will post more lame lists...

In Ben's "tagback," he invoked the right to alter the rules and Tag The Person
Who Tagged You And Watch Them Squirm At The Thought Of Having To Make YET
ANOTHER List. So, feel free to join me, because I solemly swear not to tag you
with this again.

Ten things I HAVE done:

I have...
Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, three times.
Stuck cherry seeks up my nostril.
Tried unsuccessfully to slalom (water skiing).
Been chased by snakes (NOTICE THE PLURAL "S"), while swimming.
Worn green contacts, which is absurd considering that my eyes are ALREADY
green.
Sucked my cheeks in for long periods of time since I was 3 years old, in an
attempt to create dimples in my cheeks. APPARENTLY, GOD JUST DOESN'T WANT ME
TO HAVE THEM.
Tried to teach myself Swahili. Again, unsuccessfully.
Walked along the Great Wall of China.
Electrocuted myself, repeatedly (albeit not purposefully) on the neighbor's
cow fence.
Rowed. A Boat. Gently. Down a Stream.