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Feeling (not so) Guilty

June 23, 2005

Yesterday while stopped at a red light, Jennifer and I watched an albino spider
daintily crossing my windshield. Overcome with the power I held, I flipped my
windshield wipers once, and watched them demolish the tiny eight-legged
creature, smearing its insides in a perfect arch across my windshield.

"Awwww!" Jennifer exclaimed her disapproval, and I immediately knew I had done
something wrong.

"Oops." I said. "I killed the spider." And then I laughed.

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