Chirky

The rules: Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you
would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to other bloggers.

I tag Bianca, Melissa, Amanda Sue, Willow, and Amanda (not Sue)!!

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...I'd live on a plantation and grow all my own
vegetables, so that I didn't have to pay $4.99 for a pound of asparagus, or $2
per artichoke.
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...I'd travel the world, and be able to talk to everyone
I met without feeling like the ignorant American who couldn't speak another
language and just expected everyone else to speak English.
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...I'd be a swimmer. Or I'd row on a crew team. I'd be
fabulously in shape, and never have to worry about what I ate, because my career
would be EXERCISING.
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...I'd have Jessica Simpson as my first guest,
and DEMAND TO KNOW THE TRUTH, the ABSOLUTE TRUTH about her relationship with
Johnny Knoxville, and whether she and Nick Lachey were going to separate. And if
that were to be the truth, I would be deeply, deeply disappointed, because I am
so infatuated with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer�I would be a good enough singer to audition for
"Making the Band."
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer...