Chirky

Some people consider me an expert. Some people think that I hold all the
answers. And I tend to agree.

I am absolutely an expert about myself. Because, afterall, I am ME. Therefore,
when questioned about myself, I am allowed to answer, "Because." and be right.
I plan to implement this theory when I have children, too.

However, just as a special treat to you, Internet, I will pause and consider
what you have to ask.

For the next few days, I will unbegrudgingly accept your questions, however many
thousands. I challenge you to put me through the most grueling interrogation of
questions that you can dig from within the recesses of your cerebral organ...

But of course, there are the RULES:
1. Post questions in the comments section of this entry.
2. On Tuesday, the polls will close. Much like we elect our president every 4
years on the first Tuesday of November that falls after the first Monday in
November. It's really not that complicated, you see?
3. All questions will be answered within 24 hours of the close of the polls. I
won't make you wait a several days, and I promise there won't be a recount.

Remember, even if you are not a member of Blogger, or if you wish to remain
anonymous (though won't you please make up a name?), or if you don't have a
blog, or if you think that I don't know you're reading my site, you can post a
comment. Just click "Comments" and "Post a Comment."

I'll answer all questions honestly, against the will of my pathological nature.

(Personally, I like to call it exaggeration, but some fuddy-duddies like to
point out that it is really just lying.)