All Is Well, Step Away From The Phone
February 01, 2005
No need to call the state troopers. Keep the national guard abroad, where they are needed. Don't tell the FBI where I am - they've been hot on my tail since that Girls Night Out chicken liver incident.
As for the Chipmunks, the Globetrotters, the Rockettes, the Rocketeer...bring 'em on. I'd love to see cartoon animals and ginormous basketball players running around with high-kicking, scantily clad women.
As for my absence - for those of you insistent on an explanation - I was in Raleigh yesterday on business. And I earned lots of miles. Just doing my part to support the airline industry. Afterall, AA knows why I fly.
