Chirky

2004

2005

2006

January 06, 2005
More than you wanted to know

January 28, 2005
ladies night out, from Katie's perspective

February 01, 2005
All Is Well, Step Away From The Phone

February 21, 2005
Chopping

March 03, 2005
I Dreamt of The Donald

March 08, 2005
The Feeling. With a capital "F."

March 09, 2005
Blast From The Past

March 10, 2005
Now Afraid of Shower Curtains Everywhere

March 11, 2005
Rump Roast

March 14, 2005
Working Backwards

March 16, 2005
we have a Tempur-Pedic mattress, so he wouldn't have felt anything anyway...

March 18, 2005
My Bladder: It has a mind of its own.

March 22, 2005
Spoiler Alert

March 23, 2005
Today, the best part of being married is...

March 24, 2005
Great Expectations

March 28, 2005
My body, like a squishy white marshmallow, is much in need of toasting.

March 28, 2005
Thinking

March 29, 2005
Feeling Guilty

March 30, 2005
Fun with Bianca: Part One of Three

March 30, 2005
Thoughts on How To Lose Weight, and other News from Jes

March 31, 2005
Honk if you LOVE Beyonka!, Part Two of Three

April 01, 2005
She can have her cake, and eat it too. Part Three of Three.

April 04, 2005
Her Hole-y Nose, Part Four of Three.

April 05, 2005
A strange affection for fluffed sugar.

April 06, 2005
A Brief Interlude

April 08, 2005
It's a hard-knock life...for me!

April 11, 2005
Admission: I can be clueless too.

April 11, 2005
March of Dimes - WalkAmerica

April 12, 2005
But we, Internet, had the last laugh!

April 13, 2005
Thinking

April 15, 2005
No more bird droppings!

April 15, 2005
Proving that Brunette is the new Blonde.

April 18, 2005
BMan and BMan1, You're Dead To Me

April 19, 2005
Should I Marry Him?

April 20, 2005
Nunya Beezwax

April 20, 2005
Fetishes

April 21, 2005
Scouts of Girls, and their Cookies

April 22, 2005
The Panel

April 26, 2005
The Longest Answer, Part One of Three-ish

April 26, 2005
Major General Wait Still Winthrop

April 27, 2005
This is the last of the questions, because I'm an overachiever. Part Two of Three-ish, minus One-ish.

April 28, 2005
These Shoes Were Made for WALKING, and that's just what they'll do.

April 29, 2005
A Progression: Plants, Dogs, Kids

April 29, 2005
Guessing games

April 30, 2005
The Walk

May 02, 2005
Humiliation through the Looking Glass, Or Why I Think That The Body Wrap Shop of Dallas, Texas, is a Fluke.

May 03, 2005
Just Say Jes is Moving

May 04, 2005
Tag! You're It!

May 04, 2005
Guessing Games: Revealed

May 05, 2005
Top Ten Reasons to Move to Boston

May 06, 2005
OTB, Obsessions

May 09, 2005
Another installment of "My Childhood was Marred with JUST HOW COUNTRY I AM."

May 10, 2005
Agent Double-Oh-Legs

May 11, 2005
Sixty Three Days

May 12, 2005
Anonymous

May 13, 2005
When I learned this, I kept looking under my desk and over my shoulder to make

May 17, 2005
When my mom saw what I had done, she said, "I hope you can find a way to stick those back in there, or else she's ruined." Now, she's a paraplegic.

May 19, 2005
Is it just me?

May 19, 2005
As I pack my bags, I have one fleeting thought on my mind: will my readership send me hate mail?

May 23, 2005
While Roger drove, I ate sunflower seeds, cracking them in my mouth and spitting the shells in a bottle. Roger called me his "Little Dipper."

May 24, 2005
Smug shot

May 24, 2005
"Well, I've never...!"

May 26, 2005
Among other reasons, THIS.

May 27, 2005
Brought to you by the letters H, E, R, O, I, and N.

May 31, 2005
We were her pawns, and she ruled us relentlessly.

June 01, 2005
No Tagbacks.

June 03, 2005
Among other things, she's also very knowledgeable about killing roaches.

June 06, 2005
Country bumpkin to the core.

June 08, 2005
Too Good to be True! And, I'm Too Gullible.

June 09, 2005
I am much more of a nerd than you thought.

June 10, 2005
Toxic Debris

June 14, 2005
We all suffered from delirium.

June 15, 2005
The Comma

June 15, 2005
Of all chickens, THIS ONE IS IMPATIENT, too.

June 15, 2005
Not Ashamed to Advertise It.

June 16, 2005
Raised

June 17, 2005
all powerful

June 17, 2005
My bottom was his canvas, and he painted a masterpiece.

June 21, 2005
Lofty goals that may or may not be met. I prefer the former.

June 22, 2005
an answer

June 22, 2005
Of Bras and Men

June 23, 2005
The BlogMother has struck! AGAIN! and she WON. Blingo - it's where it's at.

June 23, 2005
Feeling (not so) Guilty

June 24, 2005
Hidden Talent

June 27, 2005
Scarier than that Inch Worm from Sesame Street

June 29, 2005
The Wrap with No Teeth.

June 29, 2005
So Freakin Hot

July 01, 2005
The Face of the Leader of Scientology

July 05, 2005
LOST: A New Series

July 06, 2005
Thinking

July 07, 2005
Horrid

July 08, 2005
Geometry

July 11, 2005
Tea Cup Saucers

July 11, 2005
two blogging memes - taken from Amanda

July 12, 2005
It couldn't have been more perfect!

July 13, 2005
A list of reasons that today is a good day.

July 14, 2005
Exhibiting this kind of power over people can be exhilerating. Kids, please don't try this at home.

July 18, 2005
MeMe. MeMe. Because it is all about ME.

July 19, 2005
An education. For you. And! 31 grams of Fat.

July 20, 2005
Cassidy.

July 21, 2005
Irritation leads to stray hairs leads to insecurity leads to irritation. It's a

July 25, 2005
The Journey

July 26, 2005
Prepared to receive hatemail concerning the sexist nature of the roles defined herein.

July 26, 2005
Roger left Thursday night, and he hasn't been back since.

July 28, 2005
My Guest Blogger is Chase.......Warning: Not for a weak stomach.

August 01, 2005
Nacogdoches: Travelogue

August 03, 2005
When I read this, I wanted to laugh out loud, but it came out more like a gurgle.

August 03, 2005
An Update.

August 04, 2005
D.F.W.E. has a nice ring to it.

August 05, 2005
A Heartfelt Thanks

August 08, 2005
Gosh! Idiot!

August 08, 2005
When will these come to an end?

August 09, 2005
WWW, Except I'm not Anonymous.

August 10, 2005
Straight, in a very not-heterosexual way.

August 11, 2005
The Theme Is Here To Stay.

August 12, 2005
A Note to Eddo's Customers, both paying and not

August 15, 2005
Moppet Babbies

August 16, 2005
Chase: The Lake Series

August 17, 2005
Imposter

August 18, 2005
A Voicemail.

August 19, 2005
I am enslaved to my curiosity. Therefore, this post.

August 21, 2005
Remove Andy Milonakis from MTV!!!!

August 22, 2005
TGFPW,HOATNTCN

August 23, 2005
I love me some vengeance, breaded, pan-fried, and served piping hot on a platter.

August 24, 2005
Rappin'

August 24, 2005
Andy Milonakis must be the whining son of an MTV exec.

August 25, 2005
If I had nails that pointy and long, I wouldn't need a toothpick, either.

August 26, 2005
Thinking

August 29, 2005
Lessons worth learning

August 30, 2005
Thinking

August 30, 2005
Snoring is a loud sound that a person makes as they breathe during sleep.

August 31, 2005
For the woman with STYLE, WIT, and ATTITUDE

September 01, 2005
About to pop!

September 02, 2005
Katrina

September 06, 2005
14 words

September 07, 2005
Gas prices, rising.

September 07, 2005
Estrogen, a glorious thing.

September 08, 2005
my little, big black book

September 09, 2005
Monica.

September 12, 2005
A ploy to make you feel sorry for me, and then, to make you jealous of me. At least I'm being upfront with you about it.

September 12, 2005
Steve, I'm delighted to tell you that you're wrong. And crazy. And blind. And wrong.

September 14, 2005
I can always count on my mother to give me a courtesy chuckle.

September 16, 2005
Forlicing, across the prairie

September 19, 2005
Intruder

September 21, 2005
Cause that's how we roll

September 22, 2005
Still rolling

September 23, 2005
Call me Mara.

September 25, 2005
Conversations: The Hole Truth

September 26, 2005
When I told Roger, he paused, laughed, and then said, "Well, you're just going to have to start doing all my ironing."

September 27, 2005
Wherein my lack of interior design skills are exposed, again.

September 28, 2005
Excursion

September 29, 2005
Rah, Rah, Schish-Koom-Bah!

September 30, 2005
Guac Salad

October 03, 2005
Rita

October 04, 2005
Dihydrogen oxide

October 05, 2005
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

October 06, 2005
Lose weight! In a matter of weeks! Proven method! Just send $29.95 to me, and I'll send you a guaranteed, no-fail product! Hurry, limited supplies!

October 07, 2005
Moving Day

October 10, 2005
If a picture is worth a thousand words, this weekend would be a

October 11, 2005
Trilogy, Part Two: When I said I had a ton of pictures, really, I wasn't kidding.

October 12, 2005
Trilogy, Part Two and One Half: Fried and with Blue Sequins

October 12, 2005
Diversion from the Trilogy

October 17, 2005
Babies, Babies, everywhere

October 18, 2005
Trilogy, Part Three: Who knew I could drag it out for this long???

October 19, 2005
Some people spend their entire lives attempting to reach an equal level of GHETTO-ness that I have achieved in only 27 years.

October 21, 2005
It's been, way, way too long.

October 24, 2005
The Punishment

October 25, 2005
Colorado Bend State Park, Texas: An advertisement

October 26, 2005
It pays to be a nerd.

October 27, 2005
They're popping out of the woodwork, like nails. Except they're not pointy, and they don't require a Tetanus shot after you stumble upon them.

October 28, 2005
Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart...I just don't think it'd understand!

October 31, 2005
The Third Annual Pumpkin Blow

November 02, 2005
Annoy Me

November 03, 2005
Wherein Roger proves to me that he is, in fact, the male counterpart to Betty Crocker.

November 03, 2005
So pink! And charming!

November 06, 2005
Mercy.

November 08, 2005
I think it's safe to say that she has implants.

November 09, 2005
Must find remedy for allergies.

November 10, 2005
I believe this is politcally incorrect. Or, maybe it just violates certain privacy laws. Really, I do not know.

November 12, 2005
Saturday Morning Breakfast

November 14, 2005
Spontaneous combustion is always so...spontaneous.

November 15, 2005
All the cool kids wore white.

November 16, 2005
MoMos

November 17, 2005
I won't tell how much paper I used to start it, but look! I built my first fire that KEPT burning! Whheeeee!!!

November 17, 2005
Annoy Me

November 20, 2005
The Silence is Deafening

November 22, 2005
Thinking

November 24, 2005
Conversations: Love

November 27, 2005
Houseguests

November 28, 2005
Can you IMAGINE the complex this is going to give her boyfriend?

November 29, 2005
Because I'm not above ratting her out.

December 02, 2005
It was a lot like dumpster-diving, except there were no dumpsters and we weren't diving.

December 05, 2005
Distractions

December 06, 2005
SHUT UP!

December 09, 2005
Rudolph

December 12, 2005
A Dissertation on the True Nature of Clothing

December 14, 2005
Wherein I tell you JUST HOW TIGHT MY PANTYHOSE ARE.

December 15, 2005
A Letter: KT

December 16, 2005
I'd rather take the $107.15.

December 20, 2005
Inquiring Minds Want to Know.

December 21, 2005
For my husband, parents, siblings, in-laws and friends: Me, In a Nutshell

(And for your reading enjoyment, now including pretty charts.) Also, really, really long.

December 22, 2005
Re-gifting

December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas!

December 26, 2005
A Man Told His Wife What He Wanted For Christmas:

December 29, 2005
It's been going on for years now.

December 30, 2005
How to Charm Me, Whilst Making Dinner

December 30, 2005
Hot Diggity Dog